Tuesday, December 4, 2007

And then we came to the end.

You should all leave a funny joke in the comments, because today is one of those days where my ob-jay is issing-pay me off to the extent that I'm seriously considering developing a terrible stomach virus and going home to consume all the red wine and chocolate-covered cherries in the house while watching Audrey Hepburn movies and contemplating what to do with the rest of my life.

4 comments:

Heather said...

Two potatoes are standing outside of a bar. How can you tell which one is a prostitute?



The one stamped I DA HO

liz said...

"What's the difference between Roast beef and Pea soup?

Most people can roast beef."

Love you, hope you're feeling better about things soon.

I stayed in today, Austin's going crazy, but I need to take it easy. Pulled a muscle in my belly last night, kinda scary stuff.

the other lion said...

I da ho... hehehehe...

My joke is best told on the phone, but I will attempt it.

Person 1: Did you hear about that actress who killed herself? What's her name, Reese...
Person 2: Witherspoon (With her spoon)
Person 1: No, with a gun!

The only bad part, of course, is my fascination with and adoration for Reese.

d. said...

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ahem.