Tuesday, December 4, 2007
And then we came to the end.
You should all leave a funny joke in the comments, because today is one of those days where my ob-jay is issing-pay me off to the extent that I'm seriously considering developing a terrible stomach virus and going home to consume all the red wine and chocolate-covered cherries in the house while watching Audrey Hepburn movies and contemplating what to do with the rest of my life.
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Two potatoes are standing outside of a bar. How can you tell which one is a prostitute?
The one stamped I DA HO
"What's the difference between Roast beef and Pea soup?
Most people can roast beef."
Love you, hope you're feeling better about things soon.
I stayed in today, Austin's going crazy, but I need to take it easy. Pulled a muscle in my belly last night, kinda scary stuff.
I da ho... hehehehe...
My joke is best told on the phone, but I will attempt it.
Person 1: Did you hear about that actress who killed herself? What's her name, Reese...
Person 2: Witherspoon (With her spoon)
Person 1: No, with a gun!
The only bad part, of course, is my fascination with and adoration for Reese.
Why do women wear make-up and perfume?
Because they're ugly and they smell bad!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Ahem.
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